Lets Get Ethical!

I say lets get ethical! Get it? To be ethical meaning: honorable course of action. Face attacks are just that along with anything else that occurs on "La Heina Time!" My version of 'getting ethical' might be the exact opposite of what you would expect so be ready! This is how we get it started.....

Just a little Something...

Wanted to share a little someting that the other la heina came up with that is amazing.com... "Fix that hair and gloss that grill. 15 pieces of flare and were late still! Watch that fine piece of manylness walk by and dont be afraid to say hi. We are sexy to the max, even when we eat midnight snacks! Lets consider some rejuvenation after all we are the .com nation! Peace out, the one and only spout!" xoxo.

"Where are we?"

Where are we? The actual purpose of this question is to show complete and utter confusion towards life at that very moment. It does not pertain to an actual geographical location. This question is most commonly used when we feel like we are surrounds by aliens or when an item is lost or when someone acts in a way of being medically insane. Its a way to communicate a cause for separation between you and all the rest.

La Heina's in the City

La Heina's in the City......some much better then Sex in the City! From San Fran to Aruba we have attacked the world with our dot com aura's. Now coming back to reunite and catch the up for the time lost. SF was filled with life, strong friends, funny moments, creativity and pure craziness. Let the reunite-nation begin!!!!

Ms. Provocative

She's has a provocative name its Natscha Olive. She drinks tea, reads books, plays scrabble, desires to live on a farm and have many children. However, her night life is quiet the extreme compared to her daily down time. Lets just say if you were a lucky individual then you might be somewhere in her presence and the pussycat dolls song "loosen up my buttons" would play and she would begin dancing on tables as security guards would move in her direction! We miss you...

Heal the Soul

Laughing is supposed to be the cure to many aches and pains. It may make your wrinkles a lil deeper but wrinkles add character! Soon the La Heina's will reunite and show those dimples to the world......

"Live simply, laugh often, love deeply."

Party Time

Ok so its been an off past 3 weeks...the la heina's have not been together and it is just not right... we were not together on 4th...one was at Grandview and the other one partied in Newport...and so hopefully this weekend will make up for lost time (after one la heina gets over her cold!)...the next few weekends are guna be crazy also with out of town vacays without each other! :(....so even if not always together like old times, well at least always at heart and representin in the la heinas!

Peace out <3

Last Weekend

Last weekend was like living in hell. San Diego was so hot but this weekend will be amazing! The craziness actually started on Wed night.....soon to be posted....

Missed Out

Where did our weekend go? No La Heina time and no chill time......wedding, anniversary parties, work and family errands...lets just skip this next week cuz we need another weekend to catch up.

Recovery.com

just another thought.......

My doctor says that I have perfect cholesterol.com!  We took champagne bottle opening classes today in winda's kitchen!!!  After about 8 glasses each we decided that we need to steel a jacuzzi!!!!

The new and up coming thing is a huge store just like nordstrom's called ".com" and all the tages will be ".com" with the most amazing fashion!!!!

Currently, we are accepting all 18 year olds applications for the up and coming worlds of ".com"

Movie Nite

Home made dinner, sweatshirts, pillows, one blanket and smart waters--ready to go! The movie was really good!

Effen

Taste it...let it disappear in your mouth!

Runker's

The Indecisive Ones:

I believe that these types of people do a fast walk while putting heavy pressure on their feet and move their arms to demonstrate the movement of runner...yet they are not running, not even jogging. Why would they do that? They look weird! Just make the choice to walk or to run please....there is no in-between. A jog is a slow run.....not a walk with the slow motion of a run. Maybe we should call these indecisive one's "runker's."

"La Heina House" we need one! Julia snacks and La Heina time 24-7

It's Snowing

So much for the beach......

"Its snowing without the snow outside!" Whats happening? Where are we?

.COM

There are so many ".com" in life. Why not add a few more? Every company has there own .com! Such as Lubriderm.com!!!

Right now, we are focused on all the .com's. If you have a .com that we should know about send it our way. There is a good chance that we are probably discussing a few ".com's" at this very moment!

Time Peace Out

So where does all the time go? We just always are making all these plans yet the time just runs away so we are not able to do everything we promised Julia we would do! Nobody understands how we like to take our time getting ready and nobody, and I mean nobody is allowed to rush us! We take our la heina time the way we know its done! Getting ready is the funnest part of the night in the la heina world...if only they all knew what happens when the la heina's get ready!!! 

Eaten Up

I shop, I spend, I fill my closet......then La Heina Time comes around and I have nothing to wear! Where does it all go? Before I thought my washer was eating my clothes because certain valuable items went missing.....never to be found again. I search all the houses I stay at without results. Now, Im think that its my closet! My washer is on a diet but my closet is pregnant and eating for two. This has been discussed and we have decided that my closet is eating my clothes. How can I get them back? Maybe a mini closet will be born and all my problems will be go away. Thankfully its past Friday at 5 where's our drinks??!!

Budussy

Why is it that every time you walk into a girls public bathroom it smells like "budussy?" Should I describe this smell for those of you that have not come in contact with it? Butt+Dick+Pussy

Here how it happens! You approach the girls bathroom with a long sigh because there is a line of about 10-15 girls coming out the door. So you stand there having some conversation that goes a bit like this. "Oh my god I love your shoes, where did you get them?" Shrugging off the feeling of irritation from the line that your standing in you reply saying "Oh thanks, umm I think at Nordstrom's!" Then you're rudely interrupted by the drunk girl up ahead who is bitching over the stall to her friend about some guy that she recently screwed and how he didn't return her phone calls. "What an asshole," she screams without even knowing how loud she is. Then you find yourself laughing with the girl next to you in line because your thankful that its not you screaming about your own mistakes in a public bathroom. Finally, you find yourself stepping into the doorway of the bathroom only to be greeted by the wrath of "budussy!" In your mind your thinking, "wtf why don't these girls wash their shit?!" In an attempt to save your life you take one large breath and hold it while quickly pee, flush and wash your hand.....then you say "peace out!"

Shrunken World

So pretty much there were these two girls who wanted to just be happy and be treated with love, honesty and respect by two business professionals....yet their worlds were shrinking and everyone and everything in them eventually were shrunk until one day they were the only two unshrunken things and people and saw two business professionals in the distance of the sunset and they all lived happily ever after!

The End. :) 

WOW

Over priced panini sandwich, thank goodness we split it! La Heina outrage is not what you want see! If we wanted to eat those panini's all the time we would defiantly need a successful professional to take us out. Speaking of the SP...where are we?

Congratulations!!!

After lots of hard work, late nights, mood swings, A+'s, coffee and family support.....one La Heina is graduating with her BA in Communications today! Congratulations hooker you finally did....Julia and I are very proud!

The La Heina's

Has anyone seen our ughhh's??

Recovery Time

"Women are like teabags, you don't know how strong they are until they are in hot water."

Rest Up!
Starting the weekend early at 1st and getting sick....time for a nap! Over cast weather makes the body move slowly. Where are we? Where is the "La Heina Sun?"

Another La Heina Weekend

Stonesteps.

Julia's Snack

The Best La Heina Snack = Mango Mochi Ice Cream

La Heina Crash

La Heina crash: unavailable, unreachable, missing in the action, transformation and in another state.

Beach, beer, friends and fun!

It was a hot one....

"RE-OPENING"

Quote: "La Heina Ville Coconut USA"

What color are you? We exist as these...

Purple represents royalty, spirituality, nobility, ceremony, mystery, transformation, wisdom, enlightenment, cruelty, arrogance, mourning. Purple is considered an exotic color.

Black represents power, sexuality, sophistication, formality, elegance, wealth, mystery, fear, evil, anonymity, unhappiness, depth, style, evil, sadness, remorse, anger, underground, good technical color, mourning and death.

Parting ways for a few days.....

One La Heina will remain in Carlsbad and the other La Heina will be in SF......Julia wont be happy! Missing each other is only constant thing in their lives.....

Where's my La Heina twin??? 

We've got kids too.....sometimes!

Weather: Cold
Mood: Relaxed yet stressed its only Monday
Aura: Amazingly breathtaking my La Heina!

"Is it Friday @ 5 yet?"

Welcome to La Heina Ville!!!!

Who are you????