Budussy

Why is it that every time you walk into a girls public bathroom it smells like "budussy?" Should I describe this smell for those of you that have not come in contact with it? Butt+Dick+Pussy

Here how it happens! You approach the girls bathroom with a long sigh because there is a line of about 10-15 girls coming out the door. So you stand there having some conversation that goes a bit like this. "Oh my god I love your shoes, where did you get them?" Shrugging off the feeling of irritation from the line that your standing in you reply saying "Oh thanks, umm I think at Nordstrom's!" Then you're rudely interrupted by the drunk girl up ahead who is bitching over the stall to her friend about some guy that she recently screwed and how he didn't return her phone calls. "What an asshole," she screams without even knowing how loud she is. Then you find yourself laughing with the girl next to you in line because your thankful that its not you screaming about your own mistakes in a public bathroom. Finally, you find yourself stepping into the doorway of the bathroom only to be greeted by the wrath of "budussy!" In your mind your thinking, "wtf why don't these girls wash their shit?!" In an attempt to save your life you take one large breath and hold it while quickly pee, flush and wash your hand.....then you say "peace out!"